i just google imaged poop.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Sorry about my life...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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