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i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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