ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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