ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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