Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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