I just cut my nipple shaving
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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