don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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