You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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