After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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