so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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