Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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