The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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