This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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