Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
There r osticjed everywhere
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
