3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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