Im at strip club and am horny
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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