All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Randomize