did you get engaged???
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
