The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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