i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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