Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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