he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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