Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
