did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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