i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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