I showed him my bush... on skype.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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