That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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