I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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