just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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