He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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