That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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