bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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