Kiss
Puke
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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