You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
