office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I am spending my child support on dildos
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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