K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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