They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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