I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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