hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Randomize
