I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I lost the right to judge tonight
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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