Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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