Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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