dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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