Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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