they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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