I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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