Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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