YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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