How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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