As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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