Is it normal to miss your booty call?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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