My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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