I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
