I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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