I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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